If you don’t use it, you lose it…then it’s stuck for a couple of days

A couple of days ago, before I got paid, we ran out of toilet paper here at the house and were reduced to paper napkins. Wasn’t bounty, or some soft quick picker upper. It seemed to be generic, cheap bang for your buck that leaves paper cuts on your cheeks.

I cannot properly go to the bathroom if I know I don’t have toilet paper, it’s a mental thing (way to go brain). I haven’t gone to the bathroom the last two days because my brain refuses to tell my body to proceed with business. I can’t use paper napkins because my butt doesn’t like it, and finally I can’t go at work because I have never been able to use public  restrooms for anything besides number 1. I hate to be that one person at work that destroys a bathroom. That’s just not cool.

I even avoided coffee and exercise for fear of disturbing the natural habitat of my digestive system.

Then, like magic, before I do anything else, I log on to WordPress after work to catch up on my blog and what others have posted, and I came across The Daily Post’s Stay Regular ( Quick Tip: Stay Regular  ).

After the last word was read, everything fell into place and I ran to the bathroom.

Once again, blogging and WordPress saved me, and to my surprise, my mother bought toilet paper.

Lesson learned.

Post regularly. It’s good for your body, good for your soul.